U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
whats a polygalesbian?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.