so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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