I don't usually arrange sex via text message
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
