Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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