Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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