So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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