My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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