Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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