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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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