Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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