I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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