i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
two words...techno handjob
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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