I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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