dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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