weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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