She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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