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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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