you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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