is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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