I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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