You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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