the day after is always just damage control
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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