Umm I'm too high to move.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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She bit a glass in half.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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