i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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