the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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