After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
