the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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