I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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