Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
