ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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