i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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