well you can't waste a boner
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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