You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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