Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
