he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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