Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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