I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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