we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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