4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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