This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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