So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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