I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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