Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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