Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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