I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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