its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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