Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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