Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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