Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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