If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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