Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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