Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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