I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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