you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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