your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He felt like a one man threesome
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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